MAKE HER DUMP YOU!!
Posted by crack_guy | Posted in Humor, Uncategorized | Posted on 05-12-2009
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Dude! If it’s “Breaking-Up” that’s dogging your brain these days… Chillax! I got the perfect remedy for all your troubles. If the love has evaporated out of that once passionate relationship, then put a full stop to all that worrying and read ahead…
In the break-up department, both men & women suffer from the same disease: “cowardice” They wait it out wishing a miracle is around the corner (NOT HAPPENING!) Or hoping that the other would save them from doing the dirty-deed… Break-Up Yaar!!!
So Guys, I am going to reveal the “Cosmic Secret”… The sure shot six steps to make “HER” dump YOU…
Trust me it works… Here’s my formula…
Step 1: Buzy, Buzy, Buzy…
Most girls know that when a boy is interested, he wants to spend time with her. So do not make plans with her and if you do, then don’t keep it. Make her wait when you have a date. Stop picking her up. For example, make some dinner plans and then cancel it at the last minute. Doing this consistently is both impolite and a strong statement that you are not into her – sounds rude? Yes & I guess that is what you are aiming to achieve.
Step 2: Be Boring, Act Boring
Stop being funny & witty! It should become increasingly boring to hang out together. If she does not enjoy your company, her interest in you will start to wane soon. She won’t break up over this, but it’s a stepping stone in that direction. So turn into the most boring guy on the planet for her, and pretend you are bored in return.
Step 3: Bye! Bye! Lover Boy
Stop being affectionate yaar! You must abandon all signs of affections, such as calling her nicknames, sending random text messages & answering her calls promptly. By this she will feel your cold ‘vibes’.
Step 4: Bugging you Is All I Ever Want To Do!
Tell her that you don’t believe in marriages or heavy concepts like those… Not every girl wants to get married, but statements like these will let her know that you are not serious about a future together.( all these actions will have shaken her ‘faith’ in the success of the relationship )
Step 5: Bud-Day??? Bhool Gaya Sorry…..
Loss of memory!! Forgetting ‘her birthday’ & other important dates like anniversaries, is sure to get a fatwa out on you. Show a lackadaisical attitude in making plans for these occasions, and pretend that you are always thoughtless. This kind of behavior will never be tolerated by her … (:
Step 6: BoOm! Let’s Call It Quits
Disagree all the time about everything and oppose anything she says. If she wants desi food, say you want Chinese or Italian even if you really don’t. If she is on the political right, your best bet is to start supporting left. This constant antagonism will become tiring to put up with and within no time she will say “We need to talk”
Job Done!! If you’ve followed my formula faithfully, then surely your relationship is Khallas…
YOU Are Single And Ready To Mingle! Enjoy Your Freedom!!
By: ‘Crack-Guy’
